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You Have Done Well
Spiritual life coaching website with a hint og meditation
The naked diet... lol?
A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. " Guaranteed my ass" , he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3 day 10 pound weight loss program. The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptous, athletic, beautiful babe dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, " If you can catch me you can have me " Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, " I like the way this company does business." The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost ten pounds, as promised. So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day 20 pound program. As expected, the next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, " If you can catch me, you can have me." He's after her in a shot. This girl is in great shape and it takes a while to catch her, but when he does, it's worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another twenty pounds as promised He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day 50 pound loss program. " Are you sure," asks the representative on the phone, " this is our most rigorous program..." " Absolutely," he replies. " I haven't felt this great in years " The next day there is a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads, " If I catch you, I can have you "
My pet rabbit seems to be on a diet?
do you think he suspects im going to murder him
Do you think you feel the influences of transits best when on a good diet and clear headed and not drunk?
why and how for this is true or not?and how you are if you are drunk etc?
In the diet coke commercial during the Academy Awards, who sings the song playing?
Why is stopping hunger with a diet pill considered okay, but starving yourself isnt?
its the same thing.
POLL: Are you on a diet?
Pig out before a diet or not ?
I'm starting it tomorrow and today I'd pig out with McD's and Baklava, yummmShould I go for it ? It would be for the last time
Useful tips for healthy diet?
hi i was wondering if anyone had like a healthy diet plan sort of thing. i am not really unhealthy and not overweight, but my diet aint to good too many crips and chocolate cravings i also feel tired quite a lot although im doing my gcse's so it might be that which i figured might mean im not healthy enough so if youve got any useful tips or anything, thanks
What's the best diet you tried that yielded you the greatest results and didn't make you crazy?
I need to lose some weight about 40 50 pounds. I am intelligent and know that decreasing caloric intake and increasing my activity level will do that, but its so hard to stick to a diet when everyone else in the family isn't dieting.Any tricks or tips that I'm not aware of? Or do I have to just commit to Weight Watchers or another plan and also put my family on a diet as well?
What is the song that played during the diet coke commercial during the oscars?
It was not one of the heart commercials. It was the one where at the end it showed the coke in a limo.That doesn't sound like the right song... the song had baby somewhere in the lyrics.
My brother is on a seafood diet?
he sees food, and he eats it.....
What diet pills have worked for you?
Im sooo upset that im doing vola ...(( scre** diet ..& eating chips, nutella, red bull)?
so ..its ok to screw up ur diet when you are miserable..crying and miserable? i wish ..i was ..then atleast i'l be thinner
DOCTORWHOFANS:do you like this diet coke advert with david tennant!?
Its amazing looks real but fan made i love it aha Dyoutube.com watch?v Jc2u7 Mu9L4& feature relatedDoctorwho scenes from New earth season 2I Know i liked that one aswell but its real unlike this fake one NO thats not me lolzthat wasnt be on the picture on the acount
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